Who You Gonna Call? Part 4Egon, Eduardo, Kylie and Garrett rushed through Central Park with their proton guns at the ready. They made for the large old shed where the vampires nest was located.
Is everybody ready? Egon asked.
Lets bust in there and fry some undead butt! Eduardo enthused.
On three Garrett said.
Three! everyone yelled at once, and they burst into the shed.
There appeared at first to be nothing inside, but as the four Ghostbusters looked more closely they could make out the shapes of five female bodies lying on the floor. They aimed their proton streams at these and the scene erupted into one of frantic, startled pandemonium. The five vampire Goth chicks inside started flailing around, desperately trying to avoid the proton streams. To break out past their attackers would have meant certain suicide due to the bright sunlight outside. The Ghostbusters had the vampire gang at a complete disadv
Who You Gonna Call? Part 3Mona emerged into a cluttered alley just next to the firehouse. Satisfied with this result, she went back into the Ghostbusters headquarters. Egon, Janine, Garrett, Eduardo, Slimer and Lily were all in the lounge when Mona arrived. Lily smiled warmly at Mona, who returned the gesture.
Ah, Mona Egon remarked. I trust all is well with your friends?
Yes, it is Mona said simply.
Good Egon nodded. Then lets return to the business in hand, shall we?
Which business would that be, Egon? asked Janine. The portal or our missing Ghostbuster?
Both Egon elaborated. Though Im not sure what we can really do about Kylie.
I know what Im gonna do, man Eduardo said forcefully. Im gonna go over to Kylies apartment right now and see whats up with her.
Who You Gonna Call? Part 2The new arrival was a red-haired, middle-aged woman wearing a smart jacket and a skirt.
Good morning, Janine Egon smiled welcomingly at her. We have visitors.
So I see the woman noted.
Egon explained about the dimensional portal, and introduced the woman to Mona and Lily as Janine Melnitz, the Ghostbusters receptionist.
Well, I guess stranger things have happened around here Janine shrugged. Its nice to meet you, girls.
So, youre used to trans-dimensional visitors, huh? Mona asked interestedly.
Sure we are Janine agreed. This is the Ghostbusters, after all. Surely Egons told you about what we do here?
Er, well, actually, Janine Egon said awkwardly. Theres been very little time for such things
Oh, Egon, I cant believe you! Janine sco
Who You Gonna Call? Part 1MONA THE VAMPIRE XII: WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
By Jake Collins
Good morning, Mom Mona said brightly, as she came down to breakfast one Saturday morning to find her mother in the kitchen. Will you make me some fried brains and blood for breakfast, please?
Were out of eggs Mom replied dryly. Youll have to have cereal.
Oh, okay Mona agreed readily.
Youre suspiciously perky this morning, Mona Mom frowned. I hope you werent planning on going out. Ive got Aunt Delores coming over and I need you to entertain your cousin Dottie.
Oh yeah? Mona asked casually. What if I were to tell you that I have to go and fight a hideous demon that could destroy the town at any second?
Mom bristled and scowled at Mona, swallowing awkwardly. This subject always made her most uncomfortable.
Well you don&
One in the Eye, Part 3Merlin placed the Figurine of Fate onto his workbench, next to the cannabis plant, the Wolfenden granite and the were-chinchilla in a cage. He then turned to face the assembled company in his study: Mona, Charley, Lily, Arnold, Helga, Gerald, Phoebe and Treguard.
We are all fully aware why we are here, Merlin said levelly. To save the world from being destroyed by its own evil by standing in front of the Universal Eye in a great demonstration of positive energy and the force of good. The world may contain enough evil to have brought about its own destruction, but the good that we represent will close the Eye before it has finished opening, thus allowing the world to live another day; a day in which hopefully the evils of humanity will at last be overcome. Before we embark on this venture, I will now explain exactly what we must do. Ideally we would do it tonight, but we have to wait for this blessed rodent to transform into a werewolf. We must therefore wa
One in the Eye, Part 2 What have you brought, Horrifido? Zitbag asked eagerly.
One chinchilla as ordered, Doc Horrifido reported. We bought it at the shopping centre in town for only five zlotties.
Excellent news, my bony buddy Zitbag grinned greedily. Thats the kind of profit margin I like.
Mona went to look inside the small cage that Zombunny was mindlessly holding. A large grey chinchilla was snuffling away at the bars.
Are you sure you can make this thing scary? she asked dubiously.
Trust me Zitbag crooned, fixing Mona with a winning smile. A few drops of my special werewolf potion and this rodent will scare the socks off anything that ever gets scared!
Well, okay Mona agreed. But I want a receipt.
Horrifido, sort out a receipt for this customer Zitbag ordered. Zombunny, give me t