A Nightmare on Bermuda StreetTHE ARNOLD AND HELGA CHRONICLES X: A NIGHTMARE ON BERMUDA STREETBy Jake CollinsThe following night, Gerald and Phoebe went to the cinema again. This time they saw a film that they did enjoy, and they managed to vacate the premises without incident. Man, that was good, Gerald smiled. I agree, Gerald, Phoebe nodded. You enjoyed the film so much, though, you didnt even put your arm around me. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Gerald asked uncertainly. Im not saying, Phoebe replied enigmatically.The pairs route home took them along Portland Avenue. However, some roadworks had been set up there and the street was closed. Oh no, Phoebe sighed. How inconvenient. No problem, Phoebs, Gerald purred. Well just go three blocks over to the right and join up with Main Street further up towards Vine.
Das CinemaTHE ARNOLD AND HELGA CHRONICLES IX: DAS CINEMABy Jake Collins Man, this movie sucks, Gerald complained to Phoebe. Is it nearly over? Yes, nearly, Phoebe hissed back at him.The movie soon came to an end. The house lights came up, and people began to get up and shuffle around. Well, that sucked big time, Helga yawned widely. Didnt you think so, Arnold? I guess it was a bit predictable, Arnold agreed. But as long as you enjoyed it, Mom and Dad, it was all worth it. Well, it was certainly good to get out and about, smiled Miles. I almost feel like a normal person again
almost. Its awfully crowded in here, though, Stella demurred. All these people
Im not used to it. Well get out of here and back home as quickly as we can, said Ar
The Sewer King's RevengeTHE ARNOLD AND HELGA CHRONICLES VIII: THE SEWER KING'S REVENGEBy Jake CollinsHelga and Arnold were playing a game of Cluedo in Arnolds bedroom. Hmm, let me see, Arnold considered, surveying the game board. I suggest that Mrs White did it in the study with the rope. Yknow, Arnold, I really dont think this game works as well with a dummy hand, Helga remarked. You know that none of those things are in there from when you looked last time, so theyve either got to be in my hand or the murder envelope, unless youve got them, but youd know that already. Hmm, yes, I see what you mean, Arnold agreed. All right then, Helga you pack this lot away while I slip down to the bathroom for a few minutes. Well do something else when I get back. Like what? asked Helga. Oh, I dont know, Arnold gr